@IGGYAZALEA: i like to pretend ive ordered pizza for the work meeting im having with 6 others in my living room… when really its just me in my undies

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thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

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possum-of-lannister:

anneboleyns:

anneboleyns:

these stills of joffrey look like someone just said something really offensive

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Let my name have one more day in the sun before it disappears from the world.

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captainelizabeth:

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"Thenns, I fuckin hate Thenns"

I SCREAMED SO LOUD OMG LITERALLY ME

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Love is sacrifice…

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trehugger:

today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class

i love my history teacher

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cersei lannister style

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